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Wednesday January 23, 2008 (02:57pm) TV Nerds Unite! (while watching poopy programming) Dear fellow interweb-icans, For too long have I merely sat back and watched in blinding horror as the imaginary TV world I love so much has turned into the crap-hole that is today's abysmal broadcast schedule. There is a war being waged, a mighty war that affects us all. The valiant members of "WRITERS" (Writing Really Interesting Television, Except Reality Shows) fight in honor of a utopian TV schedule that doesn't suck, while the evil "POOPIES" (Producers Of Online Programming Independant Earnings Society) count their dirty moneys all whilest extending their middle finger in our general direction. For too long have I sat in silence as the TV values that I hold dear are squandered and replaced by the fowl stench of stupidity and lameness. So now is the time for action! No longer will TV shows like The Apprentice and Wife Swap broadcast their insane messages of celebrities with little-to-no intelligence and odd couples more obsurd than meat covered in marshmallows! My justice shall be swift and punishing! And as the gods of television guide my hands, I know that purity and goodness shall prevail! Let these words be spoken! 10. L.A. Ink (TLC) 09. Keeping Up With The Kardashians (E!) 08. Big Brother (CBS) 07. WifeSwap (ABC) 06. Hell's Kitchen (FOX) 05. Sunset Tan (E!) 04. My Big Redneck Wedding (CMT) 03. Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? (FOX) 02. The Moment Of Truth (FOX) and the #1 Show is... 01. Celebrity Apprentice (NBC) Make note of these words: This is only the beginning! I shall unleash a new Top Ten list upon the world once every 30 days (or so) until the insanity has stopped for good! Justice shall prevail! Kyle P.S. The wrist is doing much better
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