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Wednesday December 6, 2006 (11:27am) Let's all have a Patrick Swayze Christmas! (while listening to Africa by Toto or Ironic by Alanis Morrisette (whichever one you think makes me look cooler)) Hello. I don't really have much to say right now, so I'm gonna keep it short. It's Christmas time already, and I thought I'd hit you all with a Top Ten Christmas list. You know, just in time for the holidays and whatnot. So, rather than make a list of things you can actually buy me, I thought I'd make a list of stupid things I want for Christmas, in the hopes that you might get a good laugh out of it. Cause that's what the holidays are really about: Laughing at your friends and family. Anyway, here it is: 10. A pet alligator named Timmy 09. A remote control so universal it will flush the toilet 08. A pair of pants that, every time you stick your hand in the left front pocket, there's a new $5 bill 07. To become infected with a rare gastro-intestinal virus that makes my flatulence smell like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. 06. A framed picture of Mr. Belvedere with a button that says something Britishy when you push it 05. Jennifer Aniston's phone number 04. An official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred shot range model air rifle 03. South Carolina 02. To become infected with a rare foot disease that gives me the magical ability to know exactly how much milk is in the fridge at all times and the #1 things is... 01. The Patrick Swayze "Super Happy Funtime" Christmas Action Figure Playset That was neat. Ok, that's all I got for now. Later, Kyle P.S. I lied when I said that's all I got. Just deal with it. Anyway, Katy and Chris had their baby today! Way to go Katy! You're a mom! Congratulations! (And good luck!)
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