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Sunday February 11, 2007 (11:08am) “It's not funny, my ass is on fire!” (while listening My Ass Is On Fire by Mr. Bungle) Boy, yesterday sure was a pretty lame day. What is that? You wanna hear about my day? Naw, I couldn't do that. Why not? Well, it's personal, and I... Well, yeah, but like I said it's kinda personal. Yeah, I know that's pretty much what a blog is for, but I promised myself I wasn't gonna talk about it. I need to... Yeah, but... Well, that is a good point, I guess, but what does... Yeah... But... No, but... But... BUT... Sigh... Ok, fine! I'll talk about it! You happy now? Ok, here we go: -You know that really uncomfortable... "thing" that can happen in the crack of your bum? Yeah, well, I kinda got one of those... uh, "situations" going on down there. Need I elaborate any more? Hopefully not. Cause the only thing more uncomfortable than having a "situation" in the crack of your bum is talking about it. Yeah. -Besides having the [cough] "situation" going on, I also woke up yesterday feeling kinda sick. It's nothing serious yet but there's always the worry that it could get worse or not go away on its own. I had most of the classic symptoms of being sick: headache, temperature, cough, fatigue, the urge to stay home and eat chicken noodle soup while watching Sesame Street. I ended up spending most of the day lying around watching TV and trying not to throw up while my ass was on fire. Mernie went to the store and bought me some Prep H, and after getting "bored" and eating some soup I felt a little better. And when I woke up this morning I felt even more betterer as the temperatures were gone and my urge to herf had subsided. I'm not out of the woods yet and we'll see where I go from here. I'll keep you all posted. -Yesterday was the NFL Pro Bowl, which is, unlike the Super Bowl, the true end to the NFL season. And although the game doesn't mean anything, I still enjoy watching it most years. And this year the Pro Bowl was even more special than usual, and not just because it was an awesome game that literally came down to the last play. For the first time in Pro Bowl history, a Cincinnati Bengal, my boy Carson Palmer, was the M.O.P.! (That's Most Outstanding Player. Don't ask me why it's not M.V.P.) For his winning efforts Carson was awarded a brand new Cadillac and $40,000 cash money. Not bad at all. -The countdown is on. Just a few more days until my copy of Final Fantasy VI Advance arrives in the mail. According to Amazon.com, it should be delivered within the next couple of days. I've been waiting a long time for this game to come out and I can hardly wait to start playing it. Hells yeah. There. I'm done talking about my day. That wasn't so bad, I guess. Later everyone, Kyle
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