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Sunday February 25, 2007 (11:29am) Time to get your stupid on -Last night I watched two movies: Go and It's Pat: The Movie. I watched both of these movies on VHS tape. You guys remember VHS? The grainy picture, adjusting the tracking, the rewinding, the bad spot on the tape where it messes up every damn time, etc. All in all, I must say it was pretty cool. It was like going in a time warp that sent me back to ten years ago. I had totally forgotten all about Britney Spears shaven head and I kept having these odd cravings to go hang out at McDonalds. Weird... -Another Denver Broncos player suffered a tragic and mysterious death. This makes the second one in the past few months. And for the record, I had nothing to do with this death either. I mean, just because a guy hates a team and bashes them constantly for 15 years straight and wants nothing but bad things to happen to the organization and it's players doesn't mean I wanted anyone to die. Geesh. All it meant was that I wanted them to lose a lot of football games. This just totally sucks. I mean, let's be honest: when a Denver Broncos player dies, I'm the one who probably suffers the most. Events like that just take all the fun out of bashing the Broncos. Now I'll have to wait at least another month before it's funny again. -What do you think's more emabrassing for a dude: Admitting you're attracted to Fran Drescher, TV's The Nanny, or admitting you've seen every Disney movie Joey Lawrence ever starred in? Cause, I mean, neither of these applies to me. I was totally thinking about this other guy I know. His name is Johnny Confidence. He lives in Chicago. You wouldn't know him. And he doesn't have a phone, so... don't try and call him either... -After carefully examining my diet and the food I eat on a daily basis, I was shocked to find that I was suffering from a medical condition called "tater-thrombo-itis-osis", which, when translated into english, basically means that I haven't been eating enough tater tots recently. It's a completely made up disease with symptoms mimicking common hunger with the exception of wanting to curb that hunger with fried totted potato treats. In the olden days, we'd load up our covered wagons and defy death as we'd make a run for the border, but ever since Taco Bell decided the tot was no longer a valid potato side dish, many people were left to suffer the fate of tater-thrombo-itis-osis. Or maybe it was basic hunger, we still don't have the technology to tell either way. But for the ones who survived the great tater famines of '05 and '06, help is finally on the way. Pioneers have discovered another fast food restaurant, one called Sonic, which has come to our rescue, and now all that suffer from tater-thrombo-itis-osis, or just plain hunger in general, can taste the sweet combination that is diced globs of compressed potatoes deep fried in some sort of greasy substance. So thanks to Sonic, all is right in my stomach once again. All hail the tot! Long live the tot! That's it for now. Hasta, Kyle
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