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Friday November 23, 2007 (02:44pm)

Fun for the holidays
(while listening to My Ass Is On Fire by Mr. Bungle)


Top Ten Internet Acronyms You've Never Heard Of

 
 10. “PISSED” (Personal Information Stolen, Savings Eventually Drained)
 9.) “DESTINY” (Don't Ever Suspect The Internet Needs You)
 8.) “BIGFATTY” (Bong In Grasp... Feel All Tingly... Tacos? Yummy!)
 7.) “SNAP-O” (Sigh... Now All Pissed-Off)
 6.) “SPAMMERS” (Stupid People Abusing Mail, Must Eliminate Reasonably Soon)
 5.) “INTERNET” (Individuals Networking To Exchange Relatively Nothing Except Trash)
 4.) “TATTOOS” (Too Awesome To Type Out Obscure Sentences)
 3.) “SUPERBAD” (Stupid Users Producing Error Reports By Acting Dumb)
 2.) “WARCRAFT” (Web Application Reminders Cause Rage After Free Trial)
 
 And the #1 Acronym is...
 
 1.) “DUMBASSES” (Don't Use MySpace Because All Social Sites Extremely Suck)
 
 Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
 
 Kyle
 


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