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Saturday December 22, 2007 (10:46am) I hate (while listening to Orestes by A Perfect Circle) Yesterday I was surfin' the 'net and stumbled across a site that's right up my alley: HateBook.com. It's place where people can go to rant and rave about all the things they hate. Although that's pretty much already what my stupid blog is about, I was still inspired enough to make a somewhat comprehensive list of all the things that I hate. Enjoy! I hate spiders. I hate sea monsters. I hate cranberry sauce in my turkey sandwiches. I hate when people don't understand what I mean when I say "Who Dey!" I hate it when my jaw hurts from chewing too much gum. I hate automatic updates that make my computer reboot. I hate commercials that use kids being "cute". I hate car commercials. I hate watching car commercials while drinking beer. I hate listening to beer commercials while riding in a car. I hate how Dick Sargent gets a bad rap simply because he was the second Darrin on "Bewitched". I hate that "Arrested Development" was cancelled so early. I hate having a replaced hip. I hate the Tom Brady "tuck" rule. I hate it when I can't find my wallet. I hate it when people say the "V" in "DVD" stands for "video". I hate people who use the phrase "NIC card" when referring to a computers network adapter. I hate it when people tell me what celebrity I most look like. I hate it when people tell me I look like my dad like it's new information. I hate it when people lie about how old they are. I hate it when people lie about how old they aren't. I hate it when NFL coaches try to "ice the kicker". I hate that smell our sink has. I hate thinking that the "Madden Video Game Curse" might actually be real. I hate moldy bread. I hate it when I forget to DVR my favorite show. I hate it when I remember to DVR my favorite show but my sister deletes it. I hate people who think "Hi guy!" is an acceptable greeting. I hate in when people act like they never liked Nirvana back in the day. I hate the ABC network. I hate US Presidents with the last name of Bush. I hate carjackers. I hate the San Francisco 49ers. I hate it when people think steroids and human growth hormones in sports is an important topic. I hate Miracle Whip. I hate websites that play music automatically. I hate how they've stopped making "Shining Force" games after #3. I hate that I needed to have cataract surgery on my eyes. I hate how attrative people think Ben Affleck is. I hate how expensive stadium food is. I hate waking up to the sound of other people having fun without me. I hate the Los Angeles Lakers. I hate when technical support is neither technical nor supportive. I hate how more people know who Hannah Montana is than Maynard James Keenan. I hate how Toby Keith is richer and more happy than I'll ever be. I hate Salt 'n' Peppa. I hate opening my wallet and seeing no money. I hate forgetting where I put something. I hate hearing about people who collect Nazi memorabilia. I hate thinking about how good of an actor Tom Cruise is. I hate it when someone goes to the store and doesn't invite me. I hate that they made a sequel to "Rocky Horror Picture Show". I hate that Robert Jordan died before finishing "The Wheel Of Time" book series. I hate thinking there's something wrong with me because I'm the only one I know who doesn't think Dane Cook is funny. I hate Marilyn Manson. I hate how expensive yet virtually worthless football cards are nowadays. I hate thinking about when I thought "Friends" was a stupid show. I hate running out of paper towels. I hate people who play their music too loud. I hate how much hate I have inside of me. I hate it when other people try to pretend they don't have any hate inside themselves. I hate not having coffee the first thing in the morning. I hate the Denver Broncos. I hate MySpace. Kyle
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