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Friday March 30, 2007 (11:25am) “It's like, the more BLOGGING we come across, the more STUPID we see” (while listening to Labyrinth Theme Song by David Bowie) -I've spent the last couple of days home alone with Mitzi. Mernie and Dad were at the beach for Mernie's B-Day. It's been pretty cool having the place to myslef, but when Mitzi starts playing she can also start scratching, which can suck if she gets you. Yesterday she got me in the face and for a split second I thought she got me in the eye with one of her claws. It was just on the eyelid, so I was ok after a minute or so. But still, I have scratches all over my hands, some that bled pretty bad, and now it hurts like hell when I use the hand sanitizer. I love that cat but she can be a real butt sometimes... -The hip is doing great. In fact, it's even better than great; it's GOOD. I'm getting around a lot more betterer without the cane and the muscles around my hip are really starting to redevelop. I can zip up and down the stairs pretty darn fast if I'm not carrying anything. I was also talking to my physical therapist about bowling and he seemed to think I should be able to do it, as long as I'm careful not to dislocate the hip. I'm not ready to give it a go just yet, but maybe by the summertime. We'll see how it goes. -Like many people in the past, I recently found myself wondering what the hell is up with Jeff Foxworthy? Why the hell does he keep caling out the rednecks of the world? "You might be a redneck" this and "You might be a redneck" that. These people have to know that they're rednecks, or at the very least in the ballpark of redneck-ishness. So, like, is he trying to be funny by making fun of stupid people or is he trying to make them kill themselves after realizing their life choices have made them nothing more than the butt of a B comic's worn out comedy routine? The point is WE ALL GET THE PICTURE JEFF. How about some new jokes, something like "You might NOT be a redneck" or perhaps "You know you've made some bad choices in life but you're still a good person deep down inside"? Or maybe he can do a new line of "You know you're a washed up dumbass comedian" jokes and just start talking about himself. It's just an idea. -I've sort of rediscovered apples as a healthy snack that I will actually eat. I've always liked apples but I usually go for bananas when it's fruit time. But lately the banana just hasn't really been doing it for me. I'm a red delicious kinda guy, but I also like the fiji or fuji or whatever kinda of apples. As long as it's got at least a little red on it and isn't one of those tart-ass granny smiths I'm good to go. -I've been discovering all these new shows recently, most of which may not last past 6 episodes, but shows I like nonetheless. These shows include Andy Barker, P.I., The Sarah Silverman Program, and The Winner. I really hope they go past more than one season. But alas, only time will tell. That's it for today. Later dudes, Kyle
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