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Thursday May 3, 2007 (10:43am) Three days after two days before the day before today (while listening to Hyperpower! by Nine Inch Nails) Well, my birthday has come and gone, and like most Americans right now I'm left with the aching sadness that I'll have to wait an entire year before this glorious event transpires yet again. But it was not all for naught, as the day scored me a bluetooth headset, a lighted magnified glass (10x), Fire N' Ice on the NES ( a present from "Me" to "Me"), and a rockin' dinner at Newport Bay where I got fulled up on seafood. I also had a clinic appointment at OHSU, so Mernie and I used the opportunity to ride the Aerial Tram. It cost $4 each, but it was worth it. It was tram-tastic! -Time to make fun of Yahoo! headlines: Acrobats In Korea Inch Over The Han Solo (Sigh... I was saddened to find that this article had nothing to do with Star Wars. Can't I sue for false advertising? That would be kinda stupid. Speaking of stupid litigation... Judge Sues Cleaner For $65M Over Pants (Wow. I mean... WOW. If you ask me, this judge is a fucking asshole and I'd love nothing more than to poke him with a sharp stick until he cries for his mommy. Actually, I better shut up or he might decide to sue me. The whole thing makes me wanna puke. Speaking of things that make me wanna puke...) 3,500 lbs. Of Bat Guano Found In Attic (And by "guano", they mean "poo". And by "poo", I mean "EWWWWW!!!!!!!".) That's all I got for now. Later, Kyle
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