Top Five Bodily Functions/Fluids You Didn't Know Were Acronyms 5.) Sweat: "Skin Water Emitted After Training" 4.) Pee: "Personal Excretion Exhibition" 3.) Spit: "Saliva Projectile In Transit" 2.) Poop: "Produce Odorous Organic Pieces" 1.) Fart: "Forced Audible Rectal Transaction"