Inspired by a true story

"Comin' Out My Back Door"
Parody of "Lookin' Out My Back Door" by Creedence Clearwater Revival

Just got home from Taco Night, lock the front door, oh my
Got to sit down, take a rest on the John
Exasperation sets in, pretty soon I'm screamin',

Poo, poo, poo, comin' out my back door

A giant belly full of pain, no way I was acting sane,
Look at all the greasy taco wrappers on the floor
Legs are getting numb and, more just keeps on comin',

Poo, poo, poo, comin' out my back door

Tanned Marines in Hazmat suits will find me when I'm dead,
No death with pride, all because of you... Poop-poo-poo
Frightened disposition, until I end my mission,

Poo, poo, poo, comin' out my back door