"Lock Him Up"
Parody of "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham!

Twitterbug!
Twitterbug!
Twitterbug!
Twitterbug!

You put the gloom doom into my heart
You send my stress sky high when your tweetin' starts
You Twitterbug into their brains
It goes "Blame! Blame! Blame!" 'til their brains do the same

But you can't fool me
You're not that bright
Someone told me 
That you rigged the fight

Russians sleeping 
In your bed
We were cheated
Cause we should've been with her instead

Lock him up before he go-goes
Don't let him get away like a bozo
Lock him up before he go-goes
I don't want to miss it when you use those cuffs

Lock him up before he go-goes
Cause we weren't planning on a scam from Moscow
Lock him up before he go-goes
Arrest the bastard tonight!

I wanna hear those cuffs, clamp down!

You get your great lies out your base
You make the hate shine brighter than a summer's day
Start a word war like it's a game
Your chars per minute never been the same

You're old and lazy, you're a fool
You look so crazy when you act so cruel
C'mon Donald, strap in tight
This room's padded, now everything will be alright

Lock him up before he blow-blows
Before he hits a button like a bozo
Lock him up before he blow-blows
I don't want a missile wake me up at night

Lock him up before he blow-blows
Korea's planning on attacking solo
Lock him up before he blow-blows
Arrest the bastard tonight!

I wanna hear those cuffs, clamp down!