"Dumb As Hell"
Parody of "Good As Hell" by Lizzo

I do my eye roll, check the news,
Donny, how you feelin'?
"Feeling dumb as hell!"
Eye roll, check the news,
Donny, how you feelin'?
"Feeling dumb as hell!"

Damn Don, tired of the bullshit
Come on, you delerious,
Take it serious

Oh boy, time to do some golf shit
Get sun while some
Stuck inside a cruise ship

Come now, and drop the guise
You know he's a liar, it's no surprise
I know that it's hard to be criticized
But if we do nothing we'll be jeopardized

Cause he don't wear a fucking mask
So don't elect his fucking ass

I do my eye roll, check the news,
Donny, how you feelin'?
"Feeling dumb as hell!"
Eye roll, check the news,
Donny, how you feelin'?
"Feeling dumb as hell!"

Damn girl, I ain't trying to be rude
But an untrained monkey would be better than you
All the long tweets, deceits, takin' a piss
I got a bottle of Tequila I been saving for this

Come now, let's mobilize
We can make it end, no compromise
I know he did us wrong, we can make it right
So go and let your voice be heard tonight

Cause he don't wear a fucking mask
So don't elect his fucking ass

And do your eye roll, check the news,
Donny, how you feelin'?
"Feeling dumb as hell!"
Eye roll, check the news,
Donny, how you feelin'?
"Feeling dumb as hell!"

Listen,
If he don't wear a fucking mask
Then don't elect his fucking ass