July 14th, 2017

"When Trumps Cry"
"When Trumps Cry"
Parody of "When Doves Cry" by Prince

Dig if you will a meeting,
Of you and her involved in a tryst
The wealth of your father shadows you
Did you, junior?
What did you commit?

Dream if you can a courtroom,
With mountains of evidence
Democrats ask curious questions,
They wanna know,
Your answers do not make sense

How come your story keeps changing?
How'd you forget what you've done?
Maybe you don't know what treason is,
Maybe you're just like your father: too dumb
Maybe you still blame Obama,
Or think that your emails lied,
Watch as we impeach your father,
This is what it sounds like,
When Trumps cry

Touch if you will the Bible,
And feel how you tremble inside
You got the Russian spies all signed up
Don't make me ask you,
Every Trump tells lies

How come your story keeps changing?
How'd you forget what you've done?
Maybe you don't know what treason is,
Maybe you're just like your father: too dumb
Maybe you still blame Obama,
Or think that your emails lied,
Watch as we impeach your father,
This is what it sounds like,
When Trumps cry