"Donny T"
Parody of "Billy Jean" by Michael Jackson

He was more like a dirty creep, with his hair cut cheap,
I said hold on, but what do you mean that he is the one?
Who will stand, on the floor, of the House?
I said HE is the one!?
Who will stand, on the floor, of the House!?

He told me his name was Donny T, then he caused a scene
Couldn't help being mean and dreamin' he was the one,
Who would stand, on the floor, of the House

People always told me be careful when you vote,
Don't go around 'lecting dumb old farts
And mother always told me be careful who you choose,
Cause some don't have a clue, and tell lies as if they're truths

Donny T is not my leader,
He's just a jerk who blamed and lied t'everyone
But the Don is not my chum

For forty days and for forty nights, he was on the slide,
Hillary had it won it seemed, but he schemed and planned...
He would stand, on the floor, of the House
It was thanks to a hack (Just remember to pay Putin back!)

He told reporters just what he meant, when his arm was bent,
After watching the video of mocking that guy,
As he stood, on the floor, of the House

People always told me be careful when you vote,
Don't go around 'lecting dumb old farts
He came and stood right by her, then grabbed her by the crotch
She didn't put up a fight, his wealth made it alright

Donny T is not my leader,
He's just a jerk who blamed and lied t'everyone
But the Don is fuckin' scum