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June 16th, 2019 |
Top Five Facts About Father's Day
| 5.) | Father's Day was invented in 1896 by a dad who didn't own enough neck ties |
| 4.) | The first recorded "Bad Dad Joke" was Father's Day 1914 when a flatulent dad asked his son if he was a "smart feller or a fart smeller?" |
| 3.) | It's illegal in the state of Montana to adjust your dads thermostat on Father's Day |
| 2.) | Ancient Egyptian children celebrated a rudimentary form of Father's Day by taking their dads to the local coliseum in early summer to watch NFL on ESPN (Nile's Filthiest Liars on the Egyptian Stoning Peoples Network) |
| 1.) | My dad's the bestest :) |