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April 4th, 2019 |
Top Ten Movie Titles / Things That Describe My Morning So Far
| 10.) | "The Fast And The Furious": I haven't eaten since last night and I'm pissed |
| 9.) | "Pulp Fiction": [Spits out OJ] In what world is this considered "low pulp?!" |
| 8.) | "Go": Gotta use the bathroom babe |
| 7.) | "Get Out": Still using the bathroom babe |
| 6.) | "Fargo": You're gonna wanna go as far away as possible right now babe |
| 5.) | "Brave": I'm done with the bathroom, be careful in there babe |
| 4.) | "Seven": Probably should wait several minutes before going in there babe |
| 3.) | "Firestarter": Better bring some matches babe |
| 2.) | "Kill Bill": It's actually "Kyle" but I feel you babe |
| 1.) | "True Romance": Thank you for not leaving me babe |