April 28th, 2018

Top Five Problems I Have In The Bedroom
5.) My girlfriend always makes me climb on top of the roof and clean the gutters out when it rains cause the sound keeps her up at night
4.) She always seems to get a headache every time I wanna fool around with my accordion
3.) We used to have quickies all the time but now when we vacuum she makes sure I get under every little fucking thing
2.) It always seems like when she's in the mood I'm not and when I'm in the mood to eat cookies in bed she's all the sudden worried about crummies
1.) Sometimes when I'm really tired I can't get it up high enough for the remote to work so I just go to sleep with the TV on