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April 28th, 2018 |
Top Five Problems I Have In The Bedroom
| 5.) | My girlfriend always makes me climb on top of the roof and clean the gutters out when it rains cause the sound keeps her up at night |
| 4.) | She always seems to get a headache every time I wanna fool around with my accordion |
| 3.) | We used to have quickies all the time but now when we vacuum she makes sure I get under every little fucking thing |
| 2.) | It always seems like when she's in the mood I'm not and when I'm in the mood to eat cookies in bed she's all the sudden worried about crummies |
| 1.) | Sometimes when I'm really tired I can't get it up high enough for the remote to work so I just go to sleep with the TV on |