April 12th, 2018

Top Five Things I'm Not Sure How I Feel About
5.) How I'm up in the air about alien abductions
4.) How I'm on the fence about breaking into military compounds in a 80's movie
3.) My touch-and-go attitude towards backyard tag
2.) The wishy-washy way I keep hoping Jennifer Aniston will someday shower with me
1.) The prose and cons of Prison Poetry Clubs