Dear Grubhub,

No offense but you guys are a bunch of turd-nerds. Let me explain. See, I've used your app. It's pretty darn cool. And since I've used your app, I get emails from you offering promo codes. But all of your promo codes are the same: Get $10 off YOUR FIRST EVER ORDER from Grubhub. Just take your time and let that sink in for a minute... ... ...Yeah. So please stop sending me spam and start sending me SPAM at a $10 discount cause I'm a returning customer dammit. That is all. Thank you for your time and please don't tell anyone I like SPAM,

Kyle