Heather and Kyle would like to release the following joint statement on the status of their relationship:

"After four long years as partners, Heather and Kyle have mutually decided to stay together. What started out as love has blossomed into a never-ending cycle of emotional support and cuddlin' that has taken its toll on our insecurities. We understand how difficult this must be for our loyal enemies, to whom we would like to extend our most sincere 'up yours'. We appreciate all your confusion and eye-rolling during this easy time in our lives. Thank you for understanding."

Love, Heather & Kyle ❤️🤣