I want to start by saying I'm alright but I was just in an accident. I was driving my shopping cart at Fred Meyer on the corner of 18th aisle & Dairy when a woman not paying attention on her cellphone rammed right into me. We exchanged information and it turns out she's uncouponed. I told her she shouldn't be shopping if she doesn't have any coupons but she said she didn't think she'd get caught. I just hope when I report this that they take away her Rewards Card. I don't want irresponsible people like that shopping in my neighborhood. #aprilfools