Sorry if this joke offends anyone, I just couldn't help myself...

A gay panda walks into a bar and orders a Heineken. The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here."

The panda looks at him in horror and asks "Why!? Is it because I'm gay?"

The bartender says "No."

"Is it because I'm black?"

"No."

"Is it because I'm white?"

"No."

"Is it because I'm Asian?"

"Nope."

The panda throws up his arms and says "Then what's your problem!?"

The bartender says "We don't serve Heineken at this bar."