Met a colorfully dressed man on the corner of our street. I overheard him talking about "bitches and hose", so naturally I assumed he was a professional dog washer. I approached him and said I have a hose that would be perfect for his bitches. Turns out that was a big mistake. Basically, I ended up washing all the dogs while he just farted around on his phone. It did teach me a valuable life lesson: If you're gonna offer your hose to the local bitches, make sure there's an exchange of money first :P