December 14th, 2012

"NFL Realignment"
The NFL is in drastic need of another division realignment. Based on the name of each team, here's how I'm thinking the new divisions should look:

AFC "Pilage 'n' Plunder" Division
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Oakland Raiders
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Minnesota Vikings
Pittsburgh Steelers

AFC "Fearsome Feline" Division
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Cincinnati Bengals
Jacksonville Jaguars
Detroit Lions
Carolina Panthers

AFC "Non-Threatening Animals" Division
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Miami Dolphins
Seattle Seahawks
Denver Broncos
Indianapolis Colts

AFC "That's a Little Racist" Division
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Kansas City Chiefs
Washington Redskins
Houston Texans
Cleveland Browns

NFC "Badass Birds" Division
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Baltimore Ravens
Arizona Cardinals
Atlanta Falcons
Philadelphia Eagles

NFC "Sexual Innuendo" Division
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Green Bay Packers
St. Louis Rams
Chicago Bears
San Diego Chargers

NFC "Larger Than Life" Division
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New York Giants
Tennessee Titans
New Orleans Saints
New York Jets

NFC "US History 101" Division
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New England Patriots
San Francisco 49ers
Dallas Cowboys
Buffalo Bills