I wrote this for my girlfriend. She loves puppies (especially french bulldogs) and asked me to write a "death metal song about puppies". So I wrote a parody of Metallica's Master of Puppets called "Master of Puppies". Enjoy.

"Master Of Puppies"

End another day, home is on the way,
From my job that's in construction!
Humans are so lame! I need an escape!
Puppies are my true addiction!

Test me, you will see! I know every breed!
I'm dedicated to, puppies who are cute!

From here on after, I am the Master!
I shake with laughter! I am the Master!
Master!

Master of Puppies is heeding the call!
Never enough, wanting them all!
Take it from me, cause I am the queen!
Just call me out and I'll make you scream,
Master! Master!

Using my iPhone, getting in the zone,
I will find the cutest canine!
Puppies I will see! None can hide from me!
When I find them they'll be mine!

Test me, you will see! I've got every breed!
I will text to you, now you know it's true!

There's no one faster! I am the Master!
I shake with laughter! I am the Master!
Master!

Master of Puppies is watching them all!
Pups who are big, pups who are small!
Take it from me, cause I am your queen!
Just call me out and I'll make you scream,
Master! Master!

Master... Master...

[Awesome guitar solo]

Master? Master? Where's the breed that I’ve been after?
Master? Master? The one with pouty eyes?
Laughter! Laughter! All I hear or see is laughter!
Laughter! Laughter! Laughing as I cry!

FRENCHIES!

[Shreddin' guitar solo]

There's no time for cats! Guinea pigs or rats!
I'm a puppy connoisseur!
'Til the end of days, never changing ways,
Step aside if your unsure!

I'll not compromise! I'll not be denied!
Who cares if they drool? Puppies I will rule!

From here on after, I am the Master!
I shake with laughter! I am the Master!
Master!

Master of Puppies is heeding the call!
Can't get enough, loving them all!
Take it from me, cause I am the queen!
Just call me out and I'll make you scream,
Master! Master!

Just call me out and I'll make you scream,
Master! Master!